You know how the tooth fairy takes teeth from kids at night and gives them money? Well, i thought of a better way to explain it. You could pretend that the tooth fairies are a dental organization, and that they give your child money for teeth, because they need the teeth for research. So i called my sister’s fairy Agent 20432701. Here are some letters that include answers for you forgetting to give money, requesting to find a tooth because it was lost, etc.
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Hello, customer. Agent 20432701
failed to receive your tooth. The
tooth in question was stuck under
the pillow, so we could not get it.
This money should be enough for
the trouble.
Thanks,
TOOTH FAIRIES
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Hello, customer. Agent 20432701
found that the item you placed
under your pillow was not a tooth,
but a pebble. Please do not
do this, as we have other
customers waiting to recieve their
money for selling their tooth.
Have a nice day,
TOOTH FAIRIES
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Hello, customer. Agent 20432701
received your tooth, and gave
you payment.
Thank you,
TOOTH FAIRIES
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Hello, customer. Your request for
the tooth search was granted. We
found the tooth in question, and
paid you for it.
Thank you for your buisness,
TOOTH FAIRIES
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Hello, this is a message from:
Agent 20432701
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I am a tooth fairy, and needed to
talk to you. If you have an e-mail
adress, please write it down and
put it under your pillow so I can
e-mail you if there are any problems.
Thank you!
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I have to try this next time……..